The Joys of Direct Marketing

From someone who was apparently subscribed to an email list that he was NOT interested in.
Around here, CAN-SPAM is worshipped. We do all sorts of double and triple checking to make sure that people don't get emails that they don't want

>I have a really cool offer for you, but I will only offer it once.
>
>You can stop sending me your stupid bull-shit which has been craftily
>designed to extract cash from the week-minded, or not.

>If you choose to acknowledge the fact that I am one who who has a life, and
>therefore could not give-a-shit-less about your wasted life, enslaved to a
>ridiculous sport. Then I will refrain from bringing a rather substantial
>law suit against your precious Miami Tunas. If you refuse to acknowledge my
>rights, and my wishes to privacy, I will gleefully contact my attorney.

>PS
>This is my ninth attempt to be removed from your dumb-ass list. I think a
>fair value would be about one million dollars every time you continue to
>harass me. I'm sure that my attorney will agree with me.

Obviously, this has been turned over to the dev department to be taken care of immediately.

What's even better is: (from dev) The punch line? Dude has received ONE email (the one he replied to). Clicked the unsub link and successfully opted out.

Ahhh.
Direct Marketing is fun.